just found out that all of my friends went out w/o me. great.
thanks for making me feel appreciated.
fuck you all.
I'm at a restaurant
waiter: what would you like to drink?me: soda
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter: we have sprite, pepsi, ginger ale, fanta..
me: coke
waiter: we have pepsi
me: okay
Today is a drink tea, read a book and listen to ‘Mumford and Sons’ kind of day..
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LADIES AND GENTELMEN IT IS DECEMBER 21, 2012.
AND WE’RE NOT DEAD. OMFG. WOW. BUT I BELIEVED THAT WE’D ALL DIE BASED ON THE ASSUMPTIONS SOME PEOPLE MADE. HUH.
(do you sense my sarcasm?)
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Missing Key.
It’s there.
That anger.
That hurt.
That lonliness.
That confusion.
That pain.
It’s all there.
Deep inside.
Hidden away.
In my heart.
Locked with a lock,
that’s missing the key.
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BITCH, YOU BETTER SLOWLY BACK THE FUCK AWAY BEFORE I POUNCE ON YOU AND SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING FIST.
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Naught’s had, all’s spent,
Where our desire is got without content.
Macbeth
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Perks of Wearing Hearing Aids
If a bitch be talking shit, or just talking in general, you can just turn your hearing aids off. And boom, headache gone.
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